1. Pandoro. One day I’ll understand why in this country I love so very much big supermarkets sell panettone but not Pandoro. What is wrong with you people? Aaanyway, I found it in Aldi although not branded but beggars and all that. Thanks to Twitter.
2. Alternatives to Patreon. Patreon is going to die a slow and painful death because they’ve appointed themselves arbiters of moral speech. Let me think… who was it the last regime who tried to control what people said? If you want to know who’s really in power, keep an eye for who will get you in trouble if you make fun of them.
3. Cat toys: A piece of string. A finished loo roll. Scrunched up paper. Boxes of any size.
4. Pink grapefruit juice.
5. Christmas movies. I’m making a schedule of movies to watch between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. It will be glorious. By the way, Die Hard is a Christmas movie and so is When Harry Met Sally.